{"id":96,"date":"2017-09-16T21:34:12","date_gmt":"2017-09-16T21:34:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/?p=96"},"modified":"2017-09-16T21:37:45","modified_gmt":"2017-09-16T21:37:45","slug":"taxation-isnt-just-theft-it-is-turbo-theft-you-fucking-idiots","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/2017\/09\/16\/taxation-isnt-just-theft-it-is-turbo-theft-you-fucking-idiots\/","title":{"rendered":"Taxation isn&#8217;t just theft, it is turbo-theft you fucking idiots."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Usually I use the words faggot, pussy, and leftist interchangeably.\u00a0 But I wanted to also add in the term &#8220;fucking retard&#8221; to the list.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to blow your mind with some math here and explain to you fucking retards about taxes.\u00a0 It is really easy to shit on dumb leftists that want to toss Bernie Sanders&#8217; salad.\u00a0 They simply can&#8217;t comprehend that you have to pay for all these dumb social programs with real money.\u00a0 But they have no idea how much money that taxation actually robs you.\u00a0 Please allow me to explain.<\/p>\n<p>I discuss investing strategies all the damned time with people.\u00a0 It boggles their mind how a PERT calculator works.\u00a0 Here are some of the basics.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Low fee index funds give you 8% over time.\u00a0 That doesn&#8217;t mean you get it your first year, or that you won&#8217;t get more your first year, but over time that&#8217;s what you will get.\u00a0 Conservatively.<\/li>\n<li>The market appears to be rocky, but it is actually quite stable, even in the face of leftist interference.\u00a0 At least for now so any of the shit I&#8217;m going to tell you could all blow up in the event of MORE fragility injected into the system via interference.\u00a0 Please read this with the smart part of your brain and not the stupid part.<\/li>\n<li>I use this site to determine how much it costs you to live in an area. \u00a0http:\/\/livingwage.mit.edu\/\u00a0 This is the minimum living wage calculator.\u00a0 I think it is mostly bullshit and that you can live for much lower if you aren&#8217;t a pussy.\u00a0 But for our purposes I like using it.\u00a0 Where I live it costs you ~22k per year to live singly in a household.\u00a0 That number can get lower with roommates, but let&#8217;s just roll with it for easy math.\u00a0 22k or else you get up to 22k by giving blowjobs or selling weed.<\/li>\n<li>A PERT calculator is something your ass should have learned about in school but probably didn&#8217;t.\u00a0 If you did, it wasn&#8217;t fucking drilled into your brain like it should have been.\u00a0 The idea is simple.\u00a0 If you are investing and you never withdraw your money, it will build upon itself and become very powerful.\u00a0 If you have 100 bucks and add 8% you now have 108 bucks.\u00a0 Now you add 8% of 108 bucks which is more than 8 additional bucks.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not here to teach you this, you should know this already.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ok let&#8217;s have some fun here.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s pretend you are Jimbo Faggator the young, up and coming, IT professional.\u00a0 Well, you just got your ccna and managed to get a pretty sweet education by actually earning scholarships and all that.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s suppose your ass is making 60k per year.\u00a0 Holy fuck that&#8217;s pretty good right?\u00a0 Well it was until the fucking man shoved his theft-dildo into your ass and took 30% of it before you even saw it.\u00a0 BOOM now you take home 40k.\u00a0 Well shit that sucks.\u00a0 We know life costs you 22k from the above website.\u00a0 FUUUUUCK that means now you only have 18k left.\u00a0 Ok That 22k actually includes an &#8220;other&#8221; category that you might be able to use for a little bit of fun, so let&#8217;s pretend you are actually not addicted to stimulation and can use that 18k for some investing.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s also pretend that the Faggators have a brain defect and will never get smarter or more proficient once they hit the workforce and their salary will never go up.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s pretend that you can invest 18k per year into a low fee index fund each year.<\/p>\n<p>This right here is the power of investing:<\/p>\n<p>ok 1 year, big deal you now have 18k in your savings.\u00a0 That doesn&#8217;t seem like all that much right?\u00a0 How about 10 years?\u00a0 Well shit in 10 years you now have: \u00a0281,618.77.\u00a0 That&#8217;s a lot of fucking money.\u00a0 In 20 years, when you are 40 you have: \u00a0889,612.59.\u00a0 Now we are cooking with gas.\u00a0 Well shit, how about retirement at 40 years? \u00a05,036,058.72\u00a0 That&#8217;s 5 million fucking dollars.\u00a0 Investing 18k per year means you retire with 5 million fucking dollars. 18k per year = 5 million dollars.\u00a0 And it gets higher the more you put in and the longer it is there.\u00a0 A lot higher.\u00a0 Suppose you go up to 25k per year: \u00a06,994,526.01.\u00a0 It goes up to nearly 7 million.\u00a0 That&#8217;s 2 million more with a 7k increase.\u00a0 This, you idiots, is why young people are poor and old people are rich.\u00a0 You barely even have to be smart to be rich, you just have to live 40 years which most of us do.<\/p>\n<p>Ok that&#8217;s great, but the point of this article is to shit on taxes and socialism, not just espouse the greatness of capitalism.\u00a0 Well let&#8217;s do both.\u00a0 Lots of leftists jack off to European utopias.\u00a0 They say shit like &#8220;they have so much!&#8221;,&#8221;their free healthcare is amazing&#8221;.\u00a0 All that shit is garbage because they don&#8217;t understand how much it actually costs the individual.\u00a0 Belgium has a nearly 60% tax rate.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not bullshitting you.\u00a0 Just imagine this scenario.\u00a0 You have a household making 100k with a husband and wife, no kids.\u00a0 Let&#8217;s say that over 40 years the government took 60k per year from you.\u00a0 You will likely make more than 100k jointly over time, but we&#8217;ll keep it small so that we can do the long term math more easily.\u00a0 Here we go.\u00a0 60k per year invested for 40 years. \u00a016,786,862.41.\u00a0 That&#8217;s how much you would have had instead of paying those taxes.\u00a0 How much should healthcare and &#8220;roads&#8221; and all that shit actually cost?\u00a0 And that&#8217;s not even an outrageous example.\u00a0 Imagine if you are even a bit more wealthy.\u00a0 So how much should 17 Million dollars get you in a lifetime?\u00a0 A free education?\u00a0 Free healthcare?\u00a0 Some fucking roads?\u00a0 Hint:\u00a0 your ass is getting really fucking ripped off here.<\/p>\n<p>People need to pull their heads out of their asses and start thinking about taxes properly.\u00a0 Taxes aren&#8217;t just &#8220;revenue&#8221; for the government they are hugely missed opportunity for growth.\u00a0 So anytime anyone casually proposes a &#8220;tax&#8221; you should probably punch them in their stupid face.\u00a0 Every single dollar taken from you could have been invested at 8% over 40 years.\u00a0 This isn&#8217;t fucking voodoo.\u00a0 Oh and for the record that 1 dollar turns into 21 dollars.\u00a0 That&#8217;s a 21x return on your investment if you actually invest it.<\/p>\n<p>This also means if you are reading this, your ass should have already started investing if you want apiece of this fucking pie.<\/p>\n<p>Fuck you,<\/p>\n<p>physt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Usually I use the words faggot, pussy, and leftist interchangeably.\u00a0 But I wanted to also add in the term &#8220;fucking retard&#8221; to the list. I&#8217;m going to blow your mind with some math here and explain to you fucking retards about taxes.\u00a0 It is really easy to shit on dumb leftists that want to toss [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":98,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions\/98"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.phystopia.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}